Thursday, June 11, 2009

Certainly More Traumatic For The Other People In The Pool.... 


I just got done watching MTV's new "16 and Pregnant" show, which promised to delve into the Real Secret Life Of The American Teenager.
Thus far, the surprising revealed secrets -- Apparently sixteen is really, really young to have the responsibility of caring for a child. Also, it's a bad idea to be impregnated by another sixteen year old who doesn't actually like you or have any interest in caring for your child.
Am surprisingly unsurprised, really.
Anyway, friends, let me just take a moment here to express how glad I am that I will never be the titular 16 and Pregnant, especially given the fact that I can hardly keep my own self fed and dressed, even with the help of my parents.
To be fair, I can still be many things.
A librarian!
An astronaut!
The Pope!
A unicorn wrangler!
But I will never, bar some sort of ridiculously unfortunate alternate dimension slash time traveling accident, be 16 and Pregnant.

Comments:
I'm sure we can arrange something with the holodeck.

I'm sorry. It's taken over my brain.
 
If there's a will there's a way, Monica.
 
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