Monday, June 15, 2009
Epic Fail, Wendys
I was driving over to Romance!Reader's house today when I suddenly realized I was ridiculously in need of a beverage.
Cath's suggestion: "Stop at a gas station. Seriously? You called to ask me what to do?"
But pshaw, Cath! Stopping at gas stations is for people who aren't on the move. So I, being all full of moving and whatnot, decided to pull into Wendys and get a sweet tea.
Ick.
Sweet tea from drive-through restaurants, in my opinion, should taste like sugar and cold.
Whereas this tasted like cold and sorrow.
Probably I should have just been safe and gotten a Diet Coke, but I gave up soda! For ever and always! Except when I have a migraine and need caffeine!
There are some upsides to it, really. My dentist today said my teeth were a miracle, a positive testament to perfect dental hygiene. In fact, he announced that he was going to rename "perfect dental hygiene," and call it "Monica" instead. Thus, from now on, patients at the office will be "Demonstrating just fantastic Monica" or perhaps "Not paying nearly enough attention to fostering Monica."
Don't be jealous.
Maybe someday you can have a medically-related somethingerother named after you!
I just hope it's as cool as mine, instead of you being stuck with an eponymous disease.
Those are inevitably both depressing and stilted.
Yes, I'm talking to you, Abderhalden-Kaufmann-Lignac Syndrome.
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