Tuesday, June 23, 2009
"Kate And Jon Gosselin Have Learned That Through God, All Things Are Possible...."
I spent the majority of today proofreading endless pages of a new study that just came in to the Paper Printing Place.
So there I am, skimming along, noting absent commas and misuse of hyphens, when a phrase pops out at me:
"Individual must not have known allergies to mammalian cell-derived medication (ie Syrian hamster ovaries)."
Um.
I beg your pardon!?
I have to say, if I'm ever suffering from something relatively minor and the only cure is to pop hamster ovaries like they're delicious hors d'oeuvres (presumably served on a toothpick along with a tiny pickled onion), I think I'd rather suffer.
Now if they were gerbil ovaries....
Also, OMG Jon and Kate Plus 8 whyyy?! You can't go on hiatus! Or off the air!
Don't you know you're supposed to stay together for the kids!?
And for me!?
As I'm ranting, Mom has wandered over to mention that she heard Kate announced they've been living apart for two years.
Why, you lying *cow*! I can't believe I bought your ridiculous book....
Comments:
Monica. You don't swallow hamster ovaries. Some medications are synthesized using cells from other animals and a "host", sort of. I don't really know how to explain it. Ask your mother :)
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