Sunday, July 05, 2009
Ah! The Whites Of My Eyes!
I went with the Girls downtown yesterday to participate in a massive water balloon fight, which is obviously the way one should celebrate our nation's independence. It was an only slightly bizarre experience -- like Hamburger Hill meets MTV Spring Break.
I was ducking and weaving like a pro, and trying to absorb the balloons with my chest and then fling them back, unbroken, towards the other side, and basically rocking out.
And then I got hit directly in the eye.
I suppose it was with a balloon, but it felt more like a grenade.
A grenade of pain.
So I fell back to the rear of the battlefield, which is where the rest of the Girls were hiding out (cowards!), and had to casually request assistance in bandaging my cornea.
Sigh.
But don't worry! My sacrifice was not in vain! We totally won!!
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