Thursday, July 02, 2009
How Else Am I Supposed To Get Your Attention?
Cath and Holly and I decided to be super cultured people this evening, and go to the opera.
Ahaha, no, just kidding, we decided to go see Wolverine, which epitomizes classiness like nothing else.
Why, between watching Hugh Jackman crash naked out of an ooze-filled chamber, watching Hugh Jackman leap naked off a waterfall, and watching Hugh Jackman bound naked over a fence and then hide naked in a barn, there was so much class we could hardly stand it.
Having Taylor Kitsch, Ryan Reynolds, and Liev Schreiber running around looking hot didn't hurt, either.
The prevalent mutant power of the film was quite obviously Being Sexy.
The movie itself, obviously, sucked, but not nearly as much as anticipated.
It helped to not think too hard about any given plot point (Really? You can use hydrochlorothiazide to make it look like you're dead?), and instead to dwell on the aforementioned Sexy.
Comments:
Anyone who asked me how that movie was got this response:
Hugh Jackman fought his way out of a secret mutant-experiment base... nekkid... and wet. That was all I needed.
That and for Dominic Monaghan to have lasted way longer.
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Hugh Jackman fought his way out of a secret mutant-experiment base... nekkid... and wet. That was all I needed.
That and for Dominic Monaghan to have lasted way longer.
