Mad Merry Maudlin: Then He Ransacked His Gopher

Monday, February 07, 2011

Then He Ransacked His Gopher

That's right, kids! Thanks to Emily's brilliant suggestion, it's time for another round of Smut MadLibs!!

This month's Smut MadLib is brought to you by Secrets of a Summer Night, by Lisa Kleypas--notable for being the only smut book that I actually own. (I owe you one, used book sale!) Next month, I'm obviously going to have to venture into the dangerous "Romance" section of my local library. God help me.

Alas, that we can't do this on two separate pages, so you'll have to promise not to read ahead in the post and spoil things for yourself. Everyone knows that MadLibs aren't any fun if you're actually trying to use words that fit.

Okay. You guys good to go? You've got a pen? The last number in the paragraph is the page number (for proper citation, obviously) so don't get thrown off by that.

Here's the list:

1. Noun, plural
2. Noun
3. Color
4. Noun, plural
5. Noun
6. Body part
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Gerund
10. Adjective
11. Noun
12. Body part
13. Verb, past tense ending in -ed
14. Verb, singular

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"Bringing her ____(1)____ to the edge of the ____(2)____, he eased her over, until her ____(3)____ ____(4)____ were turned upward. He stood on the ____(5)____, positioning himself between her ____(6)____, the ____(7)____ head of his ____(8)____ ____(9)____ easily into the ____(10)____ entrance of her ____(11)____. Grasping her ____(12)____ firmly, he ____(13)____ her in a long ____(14)____... (214)."

So how did you do? Did a carrot of porcupines cover his entire teapot? Because it did for me.

# posted by SleepyGirl @ 1:36 PM

Comments:

I actually also own this book and must disqualify myself!

# posted by

Rachel : 5:14 PM

Oh no!! :)

Of course, I always knew you had FANTASTIC taste!!

# posted by

SleepyGirl : 5:43 PM

i am loving this new game I invented. and I promise i didn't cheat, all words were inspired by things i could see while sitting at my computer...

"Bringing her BOOKS to the edge of the ANTELOPE, he eased her over, until her PURPLE PEARS were turned upward. He stood on the BED, positioning himself between her HIP, the CRINKLY head of his ROSE ROCKING easily into the GREY entrance of her DRAWER. Grasping her EYELASH firmly, he SMACKED her in a long SWING... (214)."

# posted by

emily : 8:57 PM

Wow. Some of that is legitimately more likely than the original. Although Drawer isn't a particularly pleasant-sounding euphemism.... :)

# posted by

SleepyGirl : 8:06 AM

I have the angry head of his robot dancing easily into the happy entrance of her rock, which seems odd... I had to look up the definition of "gerund". Do the 10 yr olds doing Mad Libs know what a gerund is? I feel so inadequate.

# posted by

Mom : 10:24 AM

I am laughing too hard to legitimately fill this out.

# posted by

Holly : 4:01 PM

Mommy, I wouldn't worry too much -- I only know the word "gerund" because of that tragic grammar class I took, where it became very math-like and I almost cried.

Holly... do it. DOOO IT.

# posted by

SleepyGirl : 10:42 PM